A round on Pointless yesterday focused on what some self-appointed narnowt* has decided are the "100 foods you must eat before you die".
The examples quoted were barramundi, reindeer, caviar, kangaroo and scallops. Now, apart from barramundi (a fish, apparently), I've tried all of them and found them singularly underwhelming.
I can't be arsed to do a full 100, but here are several foods I would recommend waaaaaaaaaay before the items in question
Rowntree's Fruit Gums
Kellogg's Crunch Nut Clusters
Muller Fruit Corner
Fish and chips from that place in Tilehurst
Double Whopper with Cheese
Medium mixed doner with chilli sauce and mayonnaise from Kebabland in Harrow
Heinz Macaroni Cheese
The Green Goan curry from the Neel Kamal in Up That London
Scrambled egg with a bit of chorizo in it
Kippers with baked beans from the canteen in Hugh Stewart Hall, University of Nottingham, c. March 1982**
My chicken jalfrezi
Plain poppadoms with all four condiments on at the same time (the "Grand Slam")
Ham stottie with pease pudden
I could go on, but I'm sure you get the general idea.* Narnowt - n,, colloquial, dialect, Sunderland c. 1976. A foolish, idiotic or uninformed person. One who "nars nowt about owt".
** This delicious and mildly hallucinogenic breakfast is admittedly hard to access without a functioning time machine
A tasty barramundi, yesterday